I'm not even sure whether i spelled it correctly. Oh well, where to start? Tom Cruise (Colonel Seabregabreg or something sounds like that) on the left, he lost his right hand and couple fingers of the left one, and of course his left eye. But don't worry girls, he's even hotter with his pirate's eye-cover and of course the Nazis Officer Suit. If this is not based on a true story and not a movie about Nazi, err i dont think i need to explain that its German's Nazi i'm talking about, not Nazi Goreng Kambing, i'll say that this is one of the best Tom's performance. Unfortunately it is a true story and it's about Nazi, pitty Tommy. You're bright alright, fairly sturdy, smart looking, bold-jawed, icey cool, got three balls (rumor has it ) but you're simply not a German, let alone Nazi. I'll bet all my money, that's about 2 grands errr Indonesian Rupiahs, that man Adolf with Charlie Chaplin's mustache would slaughter you by anything hard nearest, two and half seconds after you two come across each other.
The saddest fact is, this movie fails in its 3rd seconds right on the first scene, first sentence. That's when suddenly Seabregabreg doesn't speak German anymore. He speaks American-English with american accent & gesture just like Colonel Sanders. Oh well, perhaps he took his english class very well back days in his senior high, but why on earth spoke english to all his other facist compatriots. And later i found out all the nazis speak english just like in Lousianna. An absolut total utter mess. The set and costume is great, and they ruined it due to linguistic reason.
This movie is obviously not for you whom looking for laughter. There's no chance you'll laugh at all along the nearly two hours duration. Except u like a sarchastic joke like cynical nazi officer made their legendary hail for their fuhrer with his stumped hand. I, myself, was almost choking on my own tongue on that scene. Neither for you whom looking for a classical war movie. There's no battle scene at all except an 3 second air bombing, which was dull and pathetically executed, on the start of the movie. This movie is a dead drama, not to say documentary. The characters were dead. As for the story, the movie is so unlucky. Because i watched 40 ways to kill Hitler not so long before at National Geographic, and they did it zillion times better than the movie storyward.
My summary will be, dont watch this movie unless u're kind of people who'd get an orgasm watching Tom Cruise alone. This movie surely a theater killer.
rating : 4,5 of 10 (i wont watch it again even if Tom Cruise himself asking me to, personally)
The saddest fact is, this movie fails in its 3rd seconds right on the first scene, first sentence. That's when suddenly Seabregabreg doesn't speak German anymore. He speaks American-English with american accent & gesture just like Colonel Sanders. Oh well, perhaps he took his english class very well back days in his senior high, but why on earth spoke english to all his other facist compatriots. And later i found out all the nazis speak english just like in Lousianna. An absolut total utter mess. The set and costume is great, and they ruined it due to linguistic reason.
This movie is obviously not for you whom looking for laughter. There's no chance you'll laugh at all along the nearly two hours duration. Except u like a sarchastic joke like cynical nazi officer made their legendary hail for their fuhrer with his stumped hand. I, myself, was almost choking on my own tongue on that scene. Neither for you whom looking for a classical war movie. There's no battle scene at all except an 3 second air bombing, which was dull and pathetically executed, on the start of the movie. This movie is a dead drama, not to say documentary. The characters were dead. As for the story, the movie is so unlucky. Because i watched 40 ways to kill Hitler not so long before at National Geographic, and they did it zillion times better than the movie storyward.
My summary will be, dont watch this movie unless u're kind of people who'd get an orgasm watching Tom Cruise alone. This movie surely a theater killer.
rating : 4,5 of 10 (i wont watch it again even if Tom Cruise himself asking me to, personally)
kapan tho yo kamu nonton pilem yang bagus?-.-'
BalasHapusminimal 8 of 10 gitu..